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I had gone to a bar, had had six pints of ale, and had become quite drunk. Somebody handed me a key to a car, which I had crashed into a now-destroyed light pole. Fortunately, I was not hurt. I emerged from the car in shock. A policeman promptly arrested me. I was driven to the police station in handcuffs, given an alcohol test, and locked into a cell for the night. My parents arrived two days later. Fortunately, they brought a lawyer with them. Now I stood before the court knowing that without his assistance I would have been in terrible trouble.

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